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Narcissa Malfoy's Top Ten Disgustingly Cute Names for Draco

by Bob Sindeldecker with help from David Middleton 

10. Ickle-Drakey-Wakey 
9. Drakey-Dookie-Diddy-Dums 
8. Drakey-Diddy-Dobby-Doo 
7. Snoogie-Woogie-Drakey-Poo 
6. Drakey-Dinky-Dookie-Doodums 
5. Drakey-Poopsie-Oopsie-Goo 
4. Drakey-Dimsy-Mimsy-Doo-Doo 
3. Drakey-Doody-Sweetie-Dookums 
2. Dipsy-Doopsy-Drakey-Poo 
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